Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Honeymoon?

Ever wonder where the term "honeymoon" came from?

Centuries ago, newlyweds in Europe drank honey wine during the first month of marriage to improve their sexual stamina. As a bonus, the long-ago lovebirds also got small amounts of beneficial vitamins, minerals, and antioxidants from honey.

excerpt from "Eat Your Way to a Spicier Sex Life"
By Elizabeth M. Ward, MS, Reviewed by Laura J. Martin, MD

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Great Value (Walmart off-brand manufacturer) is expanding their line.

Great Value condoms
Great Value tires
Great Value prescriptions/medication
Great Value automotive division (BMW, Maybach, Hummer)

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Thank God for the "little things"

~The ' L I T T L E '  Things~  
>
> As you  might remember, the  head of a company survived
> 9/11   because his son started  kindergarten.
>
> Another  fellow was alive because it  was
> His  turn to bring donuts.
>
> One  woman was late because  her
> Alarm  clock didn't go off in  time.
>
> One  was late because of being stuck on the NJ  Turnpike
> Because  of an auto accident.
>
> One  of them
> Missed  his bus.
>
> One  spilled food on her clothes and had to  take
> Time to  change.
>
> One's
> Car wouldn't  start.
>
> One  couldn't
> Get a  taxi.
>
> The  one that struck me was the  man
> Who  put on a new pair of shoes that  morning,
> Took the various means to get  to work
> But before he got there, he  developed
> A blister on his  foot.
>
> He  stopped at a drugstore to buy a  Band-Aid.
> That  is why he is alive today..
>
>
> Now  when I am
> Stuck  in traffic ,
> Miss  an elevator,
> Turn  back to answer a ringing  telephone ...   All  the little things that annoy me.
> I  think to myself,
> This is exactly  where
> God  wants me to be
> At  this very moment..
>
> Next  time your morning seems to  be
> Going  wrong ,
> You can't  seem to find the car  keys,
> You  hit every traffic light,
> Don't  get mad or frustrated;
> It  may be just that
> God  is at work watching over you.  
>
> May  God continue to bless  you
> With  all those annoying little  things
> And  may you remember their possible  purpose. 
>
> Pass  this on to someone else, if you'd  like.
> There is NO LUCK  attached.
> If you delete this, it's  okay:
> God's  Love Is Not Dependent On  E-Mail!!
>     (that's  the cool  part)
>
> A M E N